PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An